Billy Mays

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BUY THIS FUCKING SHIT IM SELLING
BUY THIS FUCKING SHIT IM SELLING

Salesman commonly seen on infomercials and commercials selling items for $19.95.

Currently locked in epic battle with his arch-nemesis Vince Offer. In a recent poll, Billy is favored nearly 2:1 by OT to destroy Vince Offer in a fight to the death. [[1]]


[edit] Quotes

  • "Hi Billy Mays here!"
  • "You don't need a cabinet full of cleaners!"
  • "Shut your whore mouth when Billy Mays is talking!"